December 2008
102 posts
Bob Loblaw
I just had a super humbling experience at the grocery store.
I’m overdrawn on my checking account, but there were a few things at the grocery store that I really needed. I got my shit, went to the self-check out, did my thing, then had my credit card get declined. Obviously, since my checking was overdrawn, my auto-pay on my credit didn’t get paid.
So I had to have the checkout girl...
Woke up with a killer cold, waiting for AAA to come get my dead baby Jeep, with -385 in my bank account.
Today is brutal.
forthebooks:
we are two indians in the same canoe
Sometimes you just get it it.
So god, why cant I get you.
I just wanna get you.
The number one sign I shouldn't be driving myself...
I just ordered,”2 green burritos and UNO grande papas sil vous plais.”
I got a Roth IRA for Christmas.
The tumblr meetup was not whack. And it was not a tumble meetup. It was my birthday and it was awesome.
Me: You hollaring at that girl, doug?
Doug: Nah, I’m just saying wassup.
Tumble meetup at continental is whack.
This is a myspace bulletin I just posted. For my...
Come have a drink with my at the continental room tonight (tuesday!). It is my birthday and some such and jesus’s birthday is just around the corner and me and him said we were going to tag-team that shit this year and go splitsies. So come to my birthday from 10-12, and J-sus’s from 12-2am. He says he thinks his birthday is actually the 25th but it was so...
It’s my birthhhhday bitches. It has been for 57 minutes.
I’ve been a horrible person my last 22 years. 23 has started out good. I found myself swimming high on guilty endorphins from altruistic activites (I love sick kids, however, my official position on sick kids is that they should not be sick). Then drinking framboise with two of the most important ladies in my life and two of my...
I will be your accident if you will be my ambulance
And I will be your screech...
– TV On The Radio - “Ambulance” (via acewepeel)
I am the funniest person in my shower.
Last night while I was watching Arrested Development and feeling sorry for myself, I broke out in to hives all along my left arm. I was tripped out because that has never happend, and because nothing seemed to have caused it.
Then just now, in the shower while pouring my bodywash on to my loofah (I am a total chick in terms of hygiene) I started laughing as I realized the cause.
I slather myself...
I wish I could remember what I saw in you. I’d like to find it in someone else.
Oh yeah!
On my way home I noticed they installed one of those “deer-crossing” signs on my street. You know, the one with the male deer gallantly leaping? I like this. It makes me feel like I feel somewhere cold and fancy, like Aspen or garlic bread.
Some issues of note:
1. My friends are down-ass bitches. I love them. These girls really have a hold on me.
2. I gave Saul the signal and a boy did come and join me. He was very cool, very polite, but he broke my one rule which resulted in me excusing myself to have a cigarette (I don’t smoke). The one rule: ABSOLUTELY NO: DJS, MUSICIANS, BARTENDERS, PROMOTERS. I’m getting ready to add “bloggers and...
I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately and…
Fuck Summer! Fuck Pittsburg! He should have stayed with Anna. They could’ve made it work. Summer treated him like shit forever. Anna was fucking it.
The squirrel fight going on in the tree outside my window is beyond epic. These dudes are aggressive, they could easily kick my housecat’s ass. They keep chirping at each other. I’m sure that they are talking smack. They have to be at least three stories up, and they’re making the whole tree shake.
The Basics of Social Research:
I discovered some amazing glossary entries in my text while preparing for my Social Research Methods final. Thanks, Earl Babbie, for distracting me. I think we would be friends.
Cluster Sampling (1) A multistage sampling in which natural groups (clusters) are sampled initially, with the members of each selected group being subsampled afterward. (2) Pawing around in a box of macadamia nut clusters...
Just finished my last final!
I popped open a split bottle of Asti right after. Drinking with my cats, eating frozen pizza.