January 2009
55 posts
I want to punch him in the perineum.
I’ve started wearing a watch. Aside from getting a pretty little cream and gold number from Rose, I thought it would give my left hand something to do. You know, other than manning the asdf side of the keyboard, and being the HJ assistant.
Dear Sandwich Gods,
Thank you for blessing me twice in one week. I didn’t think you could top the tomato-basil-roasted peppers-buffalo mozzerella from monday, but today’s meditteranean on sundried tomato makes me think I have done something right.
She said, “Whatever, I’m single, I can do whatever the fuck I...
– Jackie Le, sometimes saviour.
What your birthday says about you: →
defeatism:
iveneverheardofyou:
They have considerable nervous energy that can manifest itself as ill temper.
TRUE
(via lindsayneedscoffee via sinkships)
Goddddd, even though I think astrology is bullshit, I’ll bite.
December 23 Capricorns have a great deal of emotional pluck. If plans fail, they simply start again. Because of their good attitude and ability to motivate others, they make...
Because I am happy.
And that is enough.
Jane Seymore came in my work tonight. She looked crazy gorgeous. She’s someone that’s aging really, really well.
Oh hey. I just started a vimeo account. I’ll be posting new stuff soon, but to start, here is a clip from the first short I ever did on my own. Aw.
Ever Get the Feeling? on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
Today I finally finished my antibiotics!
I’ve been drugged up since the last week of November. Partially because my doctor kept fucking up my diagnonsense, partially cause my guts just kept breaking. For the record, I never felt sick until I started taking the drugs, and I’m looking forward to feeling better now that I’m off them. I can finally get drunk again!
So I’m...
I gave my dad a bottle of cab and a block of Gouda tonight for his birthday. I can honestly say I’ve never seen him appreciate any other gift as much*. I guess he didn’t know I’ve been observing his eating habits.
*Ok, the personalized autographed Paul McCartney cd would be an exception. My dad: cheese and McCartney.
A boy made me a mixtape.
Er, CD. But still. He photoshopped the cover (a girl, an owl, and a record player) and hand-wrote the track listing. I don’t know what to make of it, but I know this has been the source of my happiness all week. Really though, what do I make of this?
1. The Missionary-Josef K.
2. I Will Dare-The Replacements
3. Up the Hill and Down the Slope-The Loft
4. Sometimes Alway-Jesus and Mary...
Its like being pecked to death by a duck.
– Jon(+Kate+8) on fatherhood.
I am officially forever refering to the Slidebar as Tool Academy.
Taylor swift knows two chords.
The cast of the Suite Life of Zach and Cody came in to my work tonight. Yup. Those are the celebrity sightings you have working in orange county.
www.dontbuyfrombigots.com →
skeetonmischa:
atencio:
Use this site to see which businesses in your state contributed to support prop 8. From the site:
“These businesses have the right to support whatever ballot measures they want, but fair-minded citizens of all sexual orientations also have the right to take their money elsewhere and not patronize businesses that support bigotry. This site is not a witch-hunt but is a...
doubleyoudoubleyoudoubleyou:
You’d be surprised how often ‘Molly McAleer’ comes up when you google “Vagina Costume”.
I got a bail-out.
I got pulled over for the 6th time in 14 months in front of the bar tonight.
I am 0-6 in ticket-getting. The rules I follow for getting out of tickets are the same I follow for life, in general.
1. Smile.
2. Be polite.
3. Follow instructions.
4. Never act as drunk as you really are.
i don’t want you to get chlamydia of the throat!
– i forgot who said this to me last night. (via walkingonstones)
Yeah, darling, that would have been me.
Will.I.am and skeet are here, otherwise, lax blows...
Wow. I just combed through five pages of dudes on MAKE OUT CLUB that live in LA. DUDE! I know so many of you! What are you doing?!?!
Oh yeah, I also saw two recognizable tumblrs that use the same name for their tumblr as they do for their Make Out Club profile.
A fact: I originally got in to one of my favorite bands, the Murder City Devils, because the boy I liked was wearing their shirt in his Make-Out Club profile picture. It was 2002, I was 16.
“My boy is wicked smart.”
Why must you exist on my internet?
I thought I got rid of you.