March 2012
5 posts
Went to Target tonight to get coffee, shoes, and paper towels.
I left with parmesan cheese, cat litter, and a new prescription for contacts.
I am so good at things.
February 2012
9 posts
A collection of pick-up lines (or something) from my last couple nights in bars:
“Hey there. I’m about to tell you something no man has ever told you before. You have amazing eyebrows. Eyebrows and ass are the first thing I look at on a woman, and your ass is fine but your eyebrows are perfect.”
(While shooting at a gallery opening.)
“So what is your title...
Los Angeles, I’m yours.