November 9, 2009

I am really thirsty. 

I have a 1.5 liter bottle of Aquafina sitting by my feet.

I can’t get it open. I have BLISTERS on my palm from trying. I cut off the ring around the bottom with a pocket knife. No avail. It seems a cap much to small for it was forced on to it by some machine much stronger than I.

I am getting ready to jab my knife in the side, to suck out the watery goodness.

And oh yeah. It was on sale for 10/$10.

So I have ten of these.

And they are all the same. 

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